Pardo Unlocked

3:45 still to find, next test Nantwich, 20 September. A 43-year-old and the AI coach he built, chasing it in public. See the live state →

One bloke, a run of daft and specific goals, and whatever it takes to unlock them. It started with a sub-20 5K. It will not end there. New here? Start with why I built a robot to judge me.

Latest Split

• Split 08 Clothing optional A stolen wheel skewer, a mate's ruined toe, a very short James Milner attempt, and a first triathlon that turned out to matter more than expected. 26 September 2026

Latest bonus

• Bonus drop Extra time One weekend, two things fell apart under pressure. Only one of them had a pink goalkeeper shirt. 10 August 2026

The series

• Sub-20 A knackered bloke, a robot coach, and a stupidly specific number. In progress

The back catalogue

• Siesta A bloke, his wife, and a 2 year old. Covid. Whatever. Let's go to Spain! Complete